Poke A Butt Game

by Gabrielle on December 28th, 2007

poke poke poke Laura at Tales of CFS recently listed the ten most interesting ways that folks found her site. So, of course I got curious and went and had a look at the stats for Fertility Notes. Along with Christmas and holiday-themed posts, it seems that I have Tampax and their wretched ad campaign to thank for a great deal of traffic this month. And my Ten Random Reasons for Wanting to Have a Baby appears to be a perennial favorite. But here are the ten most curious keyphrases that brought readers (maybe you?) to this site, along with my cheeky (pun intended) commentary:

bob the turtle - ???? Who is bob the turtle?
snorting hot water - Yeah, I did it. So what.
poke a butt game - I think whoever was looking for this was probably disappointed when they got here.
some funny soil pollution related cartoons - Because pollution is funny. ha!
fruitful sex - Because I know all about that.
fashion news - Want to know what I’m wearing right now?
poke my wife - Isn’t that an adult film series? Once again, sorry. I bet you were disappointed when your browser took you here.
6000 boobies - See above.
woman exhibitionists - Um, once again….
humor infertility - Thanks, guys. I try.

Ok, I’m sorry, there are more than ten and they are darn funny. More later…

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